Meet the wonderfully awful characters of
Lollapalooza music fest.
(click below each character to watch their video, then take the quiz)
Suburban daddy issues girl
Annoyingness: 13
attention seeking: 15
clothing: optional - 2
Favorite bandS: post malone, lizzo, lil nas x, billie eilish
zoom attendee
Annoyingness: 14
IT IQ: -4 Below bandwidth
Number of mute mishaps: Too many to count
frat bro looking for molly
Annoyingness: 10.3
Broness: Bro level critical - 12
Tank top game: on point - 9.3
Favorite bandS: Chainsmokers, David Guetta, or anything with that sick drop.
Covid control freak
Annoyingness: 7.7
Germaphobic Level:
Quarantine-Critical 10
Favorite band: Marshmello (good face coverage)
Number of extra masks on hand: A Fauci-approved 5
Which lolla Monster are you?
take the quiz to find out.
flower crown girl
Annoyingness: 7.2
hippiness: trying too hard - 5
Fornication: Highly likely - 11
Favorite bandS: lana del rey, Tallest man on earth, fleetfoxes, iron and wine, jose' gonzalez
gin pirate
Annoyingness: 6.2
resourcefulness: 13
bragging about not buying booze: 14
age: 17
Favorite bandS: spoon, foster the people, tame impala,
wannabe cool dad
Annoyingness: 7.1
coolness: staggering - 3.2
attempt to fit in: - 2
Favorite bandS: 21 pilots, weezy... all the coolest ones
sweaty shirtless dude
Annoyingness: 7.1
moistness: sweat level midnight - 16
Favorite bandS: danzig, gwar,
lamb of god, killswitch engage
SOCIAL MEDIA INFLUENCER
Annoyingness: 13.8
Goals: Getting the perfect shot - 10
Favorite bandS: None, just there for the likes
mega list dude
Annoyingness: 6.8
goals: seeing every stage (minus the main stages) - 9.4
hipsterness: hipster ground zer0 - 14
Favorite bandS: you've probably never heard of them
giant headphones toddler mom
Annoyingness: 5.2
parenting: 4.3
glory days - long past 3.5
Favorite bandS: ariana grande, ariana grande, ariana grande
for the cause girl
Annoyingness: 23
causes: 18.4
chances of saving the world: - 0
Favorite bandS: Jack johnson, Arlo Guthrie, 30 seconds from mars, u2
conference call lady
Annoyingness: 8.4
letting people know she's supposed to be at work: 15
number of calls: 8
Favorite bandS: beyonce, drake, sam smith, ed sheeran
mixtape guy
Annoyingness: 10.2
Number of passed out tapes in the garbage: 55
Musical talent: .03
Favorite bandS: I mostly like producers more than artists
credits:
Writer/director: Gregg Jaffe
Design/AniMATION: Becka Riccio, Morgan Mathew &
cristina rendon
Animator: becka riccio, morgan Mathew
voice over: meg grunewald, cyrus leddy, erin zhang, GREGG JAFFE, ELISE JAFFE, BRYAN WARD, CECILIA BUTLER
Producers: Mike Trivisonno, Keriann Kwalik
Audio MIX: bryan ward