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The wonderfully awful characters of Chicago’s Lollapalooza music festival...a.k.a. Lolla Monsters.

the frat bro looking for molly

Attributes:

Annoyingness: 10.3

Broness: Bro level critical - 12

Tank top game: on point - 9.3

Favorite bar: bottled Blonde, big shitty tap

Favorite bandS: Chainsmokers, galantis, David Guetta, swedish house mafia, Afrojack, or anything with that sick drop.

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the flower crown girl

Attributes:

Annoyingness: 7.2

hippiness: trying too hard - 5

Favorite bar: Three dots and a dash

Fornication: Highly likely - 11

Favorite bandS: lana del rey, Tallest man on earth, fleetfoxes, iron and wine, jose' gonzalez

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the sweaty shirtless dude

Attributes:

Annoyingness: 7.1

moistness: sweat level midnight - 16

level of complaining - 12

Favorite bar: sluggers

Favorite bandS: danzig, lamb of god, gwar, Killswitch Engage, Five Finger Death Punch

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the SOCIAL MEDIA INFLUENCER

Attributes:

Annoyingness: 13.8

goals: getting the perfect shot - 10

Favorite bar: cindy's rooftop (or anything with inspirational quotes on the wall)

Favorite bandS: none, just there for the likes

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Suburban daddy issues girl

Attributes:

Annoyingness: 13

attention seeking: 15

clothing: optional - 2

Favorite bar: mcfadden's

Favorite bandS: Calvin harris, post malone, lizzo, lil nas x, billie eilish, marshmello, taylor swift

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the mega list dude

Attributes:

Annoyingness: 6.8

goals: seeing every stage (minus the main stages) - 9.4

hipsterness: hipster ground zer0 - 14

Favorite bar: all of logan square

Favorite bandS: you've probably never heard of them

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giant headphones toddler mom

Attributes:

Annoyingness: 5.2

parenting: 4.3

glory days - long past 3.5

Favorite bar: their own couch

Favorite bandS: ariana grande, ariana grande, ariana grande

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the gin pirate

Attributes:

Annoyingness: 6.2

resourcefulness: 13

bragging about not buying booze: 14

age: 17

Favorite bandS: foster the people, local natives, tame impala, spoon

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the wannabe cool dad

Attributes:

Annoyingness: 7.1

coolness: staggering - 3.2

attempt to fit in: - 2

Favorite bar: whichever is closest to home

Favorite bandS: 21 pilots, weezy... all the cool ones the kids like

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the conference call lady

Attributes:

Annoyingness: 8.4

letting people know she's supposed to be at work: 15

number of calls: 8

Favorite bar: beauty bar

Favorite bandS: beyonce, drake, sam smith, ed sheeran, chvrches, grimes, cults, florence and the machine

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the "for the cause" girl

Attributes:

Annoyingness: 23

causes: 18.4

chances of saving the world: - 0

Favorite bar: Wherever the Kombucha is cold and the straws are paper.

Favorite bandS: Jack johnson, Arlo Guthrie, 30 seconds from mars, u2, larry mullen jr. solo projects

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the mixtape guy

Attributes:

Annoyingness: 10.2

Number of passed out tapes in the garbage: 55

Musical talent: .03

Favorite bar: Mad River

Favorite bandS: I mostly like producers more than artists

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credits:

Writer/director: Gregg Jaffe

Designer: Becka Riccio

Animator: becka riccio, morgan Mathew 

voice over: Gregg jaffe, meg grunewald, cyrus leddy, erin zhang

Audio: bryan ward

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