

The wonderfully awful characters of Chicago’s Lollapalooza music festival...a.k.a. Lolla Monsters.
the frat bro looking for molly
Attributes:
Annoyingness: 10.3
Broness: Bro level critical - 12
Tank top game: on point - 9.3
Favorite bar: bottled Blonde, big shitty tap
Favorite bandS: Chainsmokers, galantis, David Guetta, swedish house mafia, Afrojack, or anything with that sick drop.


the flower crown girl
Attributes:
Annoyingness: 7.2
hippiness: trying too hard - 5
Favorite bar: Three dots and a dash
Fornication: Highly likely - 11
Favorite bandS: lana del rey, Tallest man on earth, fleetfoxes, iron and wine, jose' gonzalez


the sweaty shirtless dude
Attributes:
Annoyingness: 7.1
moistness: sweat level midnight - 16
level of complaining - 12
Favorite bar: sluggers
Favorite bandS: danzig, lamb of god, gwar, Killswitch Engage, Five Finger Death Punch


the SOCIAL MEDIA INFLUENCER
Attributes:
Annoyingness: 13.8
goals: getting the perfect shot - 10
Favorite bar: cindy's rooftop (or anything with inspirational quotes on the wall)
Favorite bandS: none, just there for the likes


Suburban daddy issues girl
Attributes:
Annoyingness: 13
attention seeking: 15
clothing: optional - 2
Favorite bar: mcfadden's
Favorite bandS: Calvin harris, post malone, lizzo, lil nas x, billie eilish, marshmello, taylor swift


the mega list dude
Attributes:
Annoyingness: 6.8
goals: seeing every stage (minus the main stages) - 9.4
hipsterness: hipster ground zer0 - 14
Favorite bar: all of logan square
Favorite bandS: you've probably never heard of them


giant headphones toddler mom
Attributes:
Annoyingness: 5.2
parenting: 4.3
glory days - long past 3.5
Favorite bar: their own couch
Favorite bandS: ariana grande, ariana grande, ariana grande


the gin pirate
Attributes:
Annoyingness: 6.2
resourcefulness: 13
bragging about not buying booze: 14
age: 17
Favorite bandS: foster the people, local natives, tame impala, spoon


the wannabe cool dad
Attributes:
Annoyingness: 7.1
coolness: staggering - 3.2
attempt to fit in: - 2
Favorite bar: whichever is closest to home
Favorite bandS: 21 pilots, weezy... all the cool ones the kids like


the conference call lady
Attributes:
Annoyingness: 8.4
letting people know she's supposed to be at work: 15
number of calls: 8
Favorite bar: beauty bar
Favorite bandS: beyonce, drake, sam smith, ed sheeran, chvrches, grimes, cults, florence and the machine


the "for the cause" girl
Attributes:
Annoyingness: 23
causes: 18.4
chances of saving the world: - 0
Favorite bar: Wherever the Kombucha is cold and the straws are paper.
Favorite bandS: Jack johnson, Arlo Guthrie, 30 seconds from mars, u2, larry mullen jr. solo projects


the mixtape guy
Attributes:
Annoyingness: 10.2
Number of passed out tapes in the garbage: 55
Musical talent: .03
Favorite bar: Mad River
Favorite bandS: I mostly like producers more than artists


credits:
Writer/director: Gregg Jaffe
Designer: Becka Riccio
Animator: becka riccio, morgan Mathew
voice over: Gregg jaffe, meg grunewald, cyrus leddy, erin zhang
Audio: bryan ward